The veil has been torn on the “Woke” Agenda. In an embarrassing flop, the pollsters underestimated yet again the mind of the conservative voter. Republicans are likely to maintain control […]
Continue reading »Elective Surgery: American democracy is on the operating table
Jonathan Swift (the satirist of my heart), once famously wrote, “Reasoning will never make a Man correct an ill Opinion, which by Reasoning he never acquired.” Or more commonly phrased […]
Continue reading »Tornadic Activity
“Certain accidents of the weather, for instance, were almost dreaded by me, because they woke the being I was always lulling and stirred up a craving cry I could not […]
Continue reading »A Quarantined Quadragesima: Coping with cooping in the midst of a pandemic
There is a stereotype in my profession for which one must always be on the lookout: the malingering worker. It is a very careful process to balance the nuances of […]
Continue reading »Swiper quits swiping: Reports improved overall lifestyle but fewer dates
Swiper, that oh so notorious and foxy figure from the popular children’s series “Dora the Explorer” is finally speaking out regarding the effects of the “no swiping” edict relentlessly imposed […]
Continue reading »Not Your Average Strip Tease: A Lenten Reflection
The Lent Roller Lent is like a sneaky minx. It creeps upon you in the best of times and scoots the rug from under your comfortably planted feet—not violently enough […]
Continue reading »Bringing Sexy Back
When I was in first grade, we would have a period of “lights out” during lunchtime in which the entire room was to remain in silence. It was really the […]
Continue reading »The Osmosis of Silence
My boyfriend told me not too long ago that his cousin would be gifting his family with a ewe at the end of the year, and I had to […]
Continue reading »Make Stories Great Again: Authentic myth and why we need it
ONCE UPON A TIME I almost drowned once, that is, until a towering man wearing river shoes came to save me. Well, who’s to say what would […]
Continue reading »The Uncomfortable Softness
“Part One: The Shouting” I Bedpans have never been a comfortable topic, yet they have somehow managed to leave an indelible mark upon the history of […]
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